Auwe, makemake au
He aha ka hana no ka ʻike?
I ka wahine uʻi, maʻalahi loa ka uku ʻaiʻē. Hiki iā ʻoe ke waiho iā ia ma lalo o ka mea ʻaiʻē. ʻO ke kola a kāna kāne i kau ai ma luna ona, ua like ia me ka stigma no ka wahine hoʻokamakama. Ua koho kāna kāne i ka lole e hele ai i kāna mau mea aloha, a ʻo nā panties he hui puritanical pono ʻole. E like me ka wahine piko. Ua hāʻawi ʻo ia e kiʻi iā ia i nā Negroes ma kāna kelepona e hāʻawi i ka hōʻoia i kāna kāne ua uku ʻo ia i kāna aie piliwaiwai. Ua hana ikaika nā trambos ʻeleʻele i kāna mau leʻaleʻa, e hoʻomake nui iā lākou - ua uē ke kaikamahine ma lalo o ko lākou nui, akā ua hoʻokō ʻo ia i nā makemake āpau o nā lio ʻApelika. Hoʻihoʻi ʻia ka aie, a ua kōkua ka hottie i ka uku ʻana.
Nani ke nana aku i keia lede! He mea kupaianaha ʻo ia i ka pantyhose. He ʻiʻo kona ʻiʻo a paʻakikī loa.
A maikaʻi ke kaikamahine. ʻIke ʻo ia e paʻi ʻia ana ʻo ia e kahi pahupaʻiwikiō, hoʻāʻo ʻo ia e ʻoi aku ka hoʻowalewale, me ka uē nani. Kiʻi pinepine nā kāne i ka moekolohe ma ka pahupaʻikiʻi, a laila hōʻike pinepine ke kāne i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kāna mau hoaaloha. Hoʻonui kēia i kāna helu ma ke ʻano he kāne kūleʻa. ʻAe, nā kaikamahine, lilo i mea makemake a i ka wā e hiki mai ana e ʻae pinepine e moe me kāna mau hoaaloha. Hoʻoponopono ka hope mua i kāna mau hana!
Nā wikiō pili
Auē, e kuʻu Akua, ua nui koʻu horny.