♪ Makemake au iā ʻoe paʻakikī ♪
Auē, he squirtin ikaika kēlā, e uwē ana me he mea hoʻoheheʻe ahi lā! Hoʻopiha ʻo ia iā ia iho, ʻo ia, ka moena, ka lumi - a ʻaʻole lawa ke kāne, hoʻomau ʻo ia! Inā ʻaʻohe ʻoluʻolu i ka moekolohe, a laila ʻo kēia kāne kekahi o ia mau mea.
Hāʻawi paha ka pahupaʻikiʻi i ka hopena, akā i kekahi manawa me he mea lā ʻoi aku ka nui o ka dick o kona kaikunāne ma mua o ke poʻo o ke kaikamahine. He ʻakaʻaka!
ʻO ke kaikamahine maikaʻi i hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻia mai ke kī o ke kāne. Ua ninini ʻo ia i ka cum nui ma luna o kāna hoki, a laila hoʻokuʻu ʻo ia i ka cum i loko o kona ʻāʻī. Ua makemake paha ʻo ia.
He aha ka pilikia?
ʻAka!
ʻAe, he aha ka blonde i kona noʻonoʻo pono e hōʻole i ka ʻeleʻele ʻeleʻele? Moe lākou a ʻike i kahi nigger e hoʻolei i ka lāʻau iā lākou.
Hana ʻia nā kaikamahine Elf e hōʻoluʻolu i nā ʻano moʻolelo. No laila, hauʻoli loa ka ʻōniʻoniʻo i ka lawe ʻana i ka pāpālina a hoʻokuʻu iā ia iho e hoʻopaʻa ʻia e Santa Claus. He ʻike e mau ana i ka makahiki a pau!
ʻO Lekha ka maikaʻi e like me ka wā ma mua! Loaʻa iā ia ke kaikamahine hope loa ma ka poloka!)
Nā wikiō pili
ʻO Lina kona inoa.